Ahem

So I have been gone for a few days and have pretty much been out of the loop. My kids have spent the last few days with their dad and to be honest when they are gone, I don't know what to do with myself. I walk around like someone who has lost something, but doesn't know what it is. I know its lame, but that is how I get. But they are back as of last night and back into the swing of causing holy hell throughout the household. I am a happy camper.

Christmas was good on our end. Hope it was on yours. I have been spending a great deal of time trying to wrap up the three stories I've got going on. I hope to send them off to publishing and be done with them. I have been talking to some publishing company in Canada, so we shall see. I am not that worried about it anymore, though. If it works, it works. Writing has taken a real toll on my mentality lately. I need a break.

It would also seem everyone needs a break from me too. Good grief I have lost subscribers like crazy over the last week. Majority of my readers don't comment, that is cool I know they are reading by the amount of views. But there is no need to just go away and unsubscribe. It is not a requirement to comment. I don't care, but I would like to know whose cheerios I have been pissing in to make people bent. lol Such is life I guess.

I don't start classes back for a few weeks, so I will take advantage of that time to muster up some sanity. You will all have to bear with me through the transition. It could get a little hairy there for a while.

I have a few funny stories to tell, but I will wait until after New Year's. I am sure I will have a few to add to the list after that. My brother is the big party planner and it seems that my condo is the location. God help me.

Anyways….Happy Friday to all!

*Insert Sarcastic Ho-Ho*

People people people….if you are going to exhibit fits of road rage, for crying out loud at least do it the right way. Don't make a fool out of yourself. If you are going to participate in this rage at least exhibit bad ass behaviors, so that people don't laugh at you.

Here is an example of the wrong way:

Yesterday morning I am running late for work. I am making good time, not because I am speeding, but because traffic is not bad. So I am driving along and this minivan moves from the left lane to the middle, where I am, and slows the hell down. Usually I would get a little agitated, but for some reason it didn't bother me. I was fairly docile that morning. I figured maybe she had to let off the gas to turn around and scold her misbehaving child in the back. Don't know…don't care.

Anyways, like I said I was running late, so I move into the left lane and in fact stayed there for a quarter of a mile until I came behind a dump truck. I don't drive behind those death vehicles, so I move back into the middle lane. Mind you minivan lady is way behind me or so I thought. So I am driving along, lost in my own thought, and all of the sudden I come up behind another slow minivan. Well no prob again, I will just go around. As I am passing yet this second minivan, I look over and I shit you not it was the same minivan as before. Uh….ok, how she managed to get in front of me again is beyond me, but whateva. Then the snotrag has the nerve to give me a dirty look. It's like okay bitch you are the one that keeps passing me and then moving in front of me to slow down. I am sorry I don't feel like playing this morning…go find someone else to humor you in your pathetic attempt to start shit.

Moving on…..I move all the way over to the right lane to make my turn that was coming up and then move into the turning lane. As I am doing this, minivan lady hauls ass up beside me and starts honking her horn to get my attention. I figured okay I will humor her just for a moment (hell everyone needs someone to pay attention to them) and look over at her and then she flips me off and then just stares at me. Ummmm….okay. You made that big scene all too just flip me off and stare. Ohhh you big bad minivan driver you. I couldn't help, but laugh. And not just a little laugh either, but an uncontrollable laugh. Let's just say she was none to thrilled with my response. Oh well, people make such fools out of themselves sometimes and I don't even think they grasp how ignorant they look when doing so.

What was my point of this you may wonder? Hell if I know. I just thought it was a perfect example of why certain people just shouldn't breed. We should make it a point to take all the stupid people over to Mexico and drop them off and let them start down at the bottom of the survival chain. Put them in one of the villages that builds their own fire, hunts for their food and wipes their butts with leaves for TP. Let them work their way into normal society. America should only be for those that don't exhibit stupidity on a minute by minute basis.

Side Note: When I say stupidity, I mean stupidity. Not IQ level or smarts. Some people have the lowest IQ's in rankings, but act much smarter than some of the other ignorant people plaguing our society.

Oh and so yeah I have a Christmas tree up at the bottom of my blog. I am not one that's big on presents, it was just my half-assed attempt to exhibit holiday cheer.

*insert sarcastic ho-ho*

One last thing....I watched Saw III last night (no comment on how we got it) and that was some nasty shit. Nasty, nasty, although seriously how many can they make. Yeah we get it. People don't change that much, even if you threaten their life. You can't get by on pure gore alone for that many sequels. Give it some more depth. But it was fairly good nonetheless.

Yucky Yucky Yucky

Disclaimer....this is unedited and is bound to have typos...for those anal individuals that those types of things drive insane...I don't give a shitty shit shit today about editing.

So am I gonna lay off the story for a day or two. I need a break from it. I have another to edit for tomorrow, so we shall see it I find the time to post it.

Have you ever had one of them moments where you see a picture of someone you used to know a long long time ago….like maybe ten years ago and you are like WTF happened to them? How about one them moments where you realized that you kissed that person ten years ago or so and now they look like a freak of nature and you want to go and sand paper off the top three layers of your tongue and lips? Yup that's me and just let me go on ahead and tell you…it sucks ass big time. Royally.

It happened to me this morning and now I have the eebie jeebies. The guy was fairly hot back then…I just don't know what happened. Maybe he was doing good not hitting any branches on his way down the ugly tree then he effed up and started to hit everyone on the way down after that.

Hell if I know. Maybe it is the same thing that happened to this guy.

Oh and to top it all off, this guy came into our office this morning.

He brought his mother in for an office visit. I was taking her back to her room and then he touched me on the arm to get my attention. I swear to Christ my skin almost jumped off my arm and ran away.

I totally feel this kid's pain. To make it even worse, his mother had something growing on her arm and….well lets just say that I would kick your ass in a grosser than gross contest.

Moving on…….

I went to a concert last Friday or the one before that…I don't know. It was pretty damn good. It was Disturbed, Stone Sour, Flyleaf, Three Days Grace, and Nonpoint. Had some pretty interesting things happen, I may have to share them sometime in the future. It took a good day to get my hearing back all the way.

Also I know I have pretty much disappeared off the face of the planet the last few days and probably will be the same for the coming ones as well. I have two weeks left of the semester and finals are a little rough. Plus I have been designing a website for lit class on Edgar Allen Poe and that has taken a big chunk of my time. I am too much of a damn perfectionist. When it is done and graded, I will share it with those who want to see it. I can't right now to preserve the bandwidth for the professor's usage.

For those that have been neglected…..I know I know I am sorry and I promise to catch up with you.

Happy Tuesday or some lame crap like that!

Puppies, Puppies, Puppies everywhere.

I know this is long overdue, but here are the two puppies we had gotten a few weeks ago. They are brother and sister.

We have only given them their common names right now, we haven't come up with their registered names yet. I guess we will worry about that when the papers come.

This is J.D. which is short for Jonathan Davis. The most noticable way to tell him apart from his sister is the fact that he has one brown leg.

This is Joey, short for Josephine.

Well there they are. Hope you all enjoy your week. Oh and that is not a little surprise in the top right corner of the picture above. I thought that at first, but is something called a greenie that they chew on for dental issues.