Doodled

So it's Monday again. Woo freakin hoo. I am so overjoyed that I am beyond words. Well not really. I don't have much to say today, other than that the new edition of The Blue Doodle is up. If you are interested in reading my most recent addition in The Great Novel Write Off.

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http://www.thebluedoodle.com/bookoff.html

Also, Devil Inside is now a regular writer and his first piece is posted. You should check it out, it is good.

http://www.thebluedoodle.com/writerpages/devilinside.html

Oh and did you guys see my cute little banner up at the top? Pretty spiffy, isn't it? If you click on it, it takes you to the write off page. It was done by one of our fellow myspacers that also writes for The Doodle. His name is Dale and here is his most recent article on The Blue Doodle. He writes very well and it is worth the read.

http://www.thebluedoodle.com/dale/

Okay, so as always you may leave any comments or constructive criticisms about my story here in the comment section. Don't feel the need to leave praises if you don't like it. I can take it if you don't. I am still learning in the creative writing department and so I don't expect everything to always be great and false praises don't help me any.

I don't know how much I will be around this week. As you know tomorrow is moving day and Devil and I have a great deal of new issues that have been brought to the table and we need to get them taken care. As if we haven't had enough to deal with, there is now more. Somebodys gots some splaining to do is all I gotta say. Anyways.......

Happy Monday!

Oh boy.......

Okay so Mystery didn't take her ADD meds this morning so bare with me.

First. For the love of god........ I swear on what the fuck ever.............if I get another subscription request for this guy.............

I will let loose on this kid and not in a good way. Like in a psychotic way. I am sorry but his little shower scenario is in no way sexy to me at all. I do not look at his picture and think the forbidden thought. I literally throw up in my mouth everytime. Sorry that is just how it is.

Second. The drama llama has reared its ugly head yet again. I swear I am going to get out the shot gun this time and shoot it until there is nothing left. I want to state for the record I will not in any way participate in the petty bullshit. Majority of you make think you know what situation I am talking about and just let me clear it up right now, you don't. I havent' made mention of this situation as of yet.

I am too old for this shit. I graduated elementary school, like forever ago. And to be quite honest I have an 11 year old pre-puberty daughter that is less dramatic than some of the people on here. I am also to damn busy to give a shit about it. I work 40 hours, 2 kids, and go to school full-time. I don't have a lot of free time. Granted I am not the only person in the world that has this life-style and I just accept it as what I have to do, but it is still not easy. Ya'll know the rest of the bull-shite I have going on so I am not going to repeat it again.

Third. On a more happy note.......................the battle of the fro is now over. My son got his hair cut last night. After months of denying a hair cut, he finally had a change of heart. His wavey curly buck-wheat looking hair style is now gone and I can be at ease in sending him to school in two weeks looking like a normal child. Here is the little heathen with his new dew.

Yup his dentist told me there is a slim chance of his teeth straightening out but not likely, so that will be another child with braces thanks to their father's front teeth. I will save that rant for when it actually happens.

Happy Happy Friday to you all!!!

Sidenote: I think that one of the girls in this office is posessed.(sp) She keeps walking around with her head down nonstop chanting/whispering things to herself and I have no idea what the hell she is mumbling. It is quite scary to watch her haul ass back and forth across the office doing her different jobs, while wigging out.

Random Schmandom.........and a Rat Pack Pimp too.

Random Schmandom......and a Rat Pack Pimp too.

Okay this one will be rather short today. Well I hope it is anyways. I am sure I will think of a few things to add in as I go.

~I hate Chemistry. I know you have all heard this before, but dammit this hatred is growing. It is not that I dont have the capabilities to do it, it is all just mumbo jumbo bullshit. I wanna know when I will need to ever know the quantum number of Copper? I mean really. Why in the hell do I have to have three semesters of this shit? This class is literally sucking the life right out of me.

~So as I have mentioned before, we are moving on the first of August. That is 7 days from now. Wanna know how much packing we have done? None, zip, zilch. We just don't have the time to do it. I know it is the next building, but this should make for an interesting move. I can see it now.

~My heart is filled with unexplainable sadness right now. Yesterday morning I woke up in a foul mood. I mean really foul. I was pissed off at everyone and everything for no reason. Something wasn't sitting right with me and I couldn't figure it out, until I received a phone call from my sister last night. I was walking out the door and down the stairs and she had informed me that one of my cousins was killed in a car crash. This literally hit me like a ton of bricks and I haven't got over the shock of it yet. He was so young and a father to a little girl. I can't even think of his exact age, which makes me feel like shit, but I know he was around 19 or 20. The truly sad part for me was that this kid had a great deal of problems growing up and only recently he was making an effort to turn his life around. He wasn't all the way there, but he was making the effort. My family hasn't experienced this type of death before and it really hard to swallow. Any deaths had been from old age. I am sure once the initial shock wears off, I will be a mess. So keep that in mind for future reference, if I disappear for a while.

~Update on The Blue Doodle (www.thebluedoodle.com). In case you don't read The Bluest Doodle's blogs (I would link it, but myspace is not letting me acess her profile right now), there has been a change of plans on my story. Instead of just myself posting a part of it every week, she will be as well. The section of the website has been title The Great Novel Write Off. It is a challenge for both of us to keep up with one another and for every one I post she will post as well. Here's the link to both our first postings/prefaces. It is a really cool idea and hopefully the both of us can see it through.

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www.thebluedoodle.com/bookoff.html

~I know I said I was leaving Thursdays for my Rat Pack business, but I came across this writer and it just can't wait. She has literally blown me away and I am utterly intrigued with her story. It is a little of the gruesome side and may not be for everyone so be aware, but is right up my alley. I read these kinds of books all the time. Please meet.............

A Ravaged Mind

She has 2 parts to her story up, be sure to read part 1 first. I promise this one is well worth the read. I am sure I will be pimping her out more and more as the story progresses. That's just how impressed I am with her work.

Halls of Shadows Part 1

Halls of Shadows Part 2

Well that's it for today. Sorry I had nothing really funny to share, but maybe next week. Hope you all enjoy your day. Its only 8:30 a.m. right now and all I can think about is going home and going to sleep. lol I hope I make it through the day.

My Personal Challenge

Recently I have been going through the whole I am not a writer struggle with myself. You see I hold writers in a real high group of extremely talented people. I just never felt like my writing was that great. Then I came to a realization. I am a writer. I may not be a good writer, per se, but I am a writer.

I don't really try to find things to write about, they just come to me. My mind is constantly racing with stories, thoughts, and poems all the time. Hell even when I go to sleep at night sometimes, I will have a story unfold in my mind before I drift off to sleep. Most of the writing related things I think of ususally just ping pong back and forth in my mind and shoot out my ear or something and I won't think of them anymore. Some of them don't though. They stick there and they nag the shit out of me until I put it down on paper. I mean litterally nag the shit out of me. No matter how hard I try to forget it, it won't go away.

I don't post many of the writings that I have done in my blogs, because quite honestly I am extremely insecure about them. My acceptance of writing is still so new to me that I fear what others will think of it. (yes I have a weekness and you mother truckers now know what it is) As a part of my embracing of my writing I have decided to work on a ongoing story. It has been the loudest voice in my head recently and if I don't get it out, I will go insane.

So to push myself full force into this and try to embrace this a little more, I have given myself a challenge to put it out there no matter what anyone thinks. Instead of posting it on here, I have chosen to do the ongoing story on www.thebluedoodle.com. That's right, I have been doodled. The preface to the story was just posted and if you guys have the time, I would appreciate it if you check it out. You may use the comment section here to post any thoughts or criticisms that you may have. I only ask that it is constructive criticism. I will take it personally if you offer it any other way. Also please don't feel that just because you are my friend that you have to stroke my ego on this one. Be honest with me. I repect you all and value your true opinions.

So here it is (deep breath) the preface to Inside of Him.

http://www.thebluedoodle.com/mystery.html

I know it is not much. But it has to be baby steps for me. Hope you all enjoy the rest of your Saturday!

This Rats A Pimpin

This is my first official pimp as a member of the Rat Pack. I know I know...........I am too self involved right now, so bite me. Really can someone bite me? Sounds like fun. Anyways, I came across this guy this morning and his blogs are rather amusing. You all know how frigid I have been lately and amusing me is rather hard to do. Poor soul probably has no idea that I've even subscribed yet. He has a little bit of a following already, but I still wanted to share him with you all. (Hell probably has twice the readers I do.)

Please meet..........

Norman Eugene Frankenwurder

How can you resist that adorable face? Don't take my word for it, go check out his BLOGS!!

Happy Thursday to you all!

PS: I am starving. Can someone bring me a doughnut? Also, I will probably use Thursday's blogs for official Rat Pack business from now on.

It's friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow I know this is like a record for me by blogging everyday this week, but there have been so many things going on worth writing about. I also have some really good things planned for next week, but I can't tell you anything about it right now. I know like you give a shit.

I just wanted to take a few minutes and show some support for the rest of my fellow bloggers and Aaaaron who developed this wonderful site called www.mysimplemind.com. It is a site that allows you to rank and vote for your top 20 bloggers. I know there are still a few kinks in the site itself, like bloggers listed that don't write anymore and ones that are ranked twice, but is still really cool.

I signed up two months ago for this, only with the intentions of showing support for a few of my favorite writers/bloggers. I had no intentions upon myself being put into the rankings. Yesterday as I was checking on how my peeps were doing I noticed that I was on the list and somehow managed to get a few votes. At first I was a little weirded out by this, since I was ranked higher than a few of my absolute favorites and I didn't even submit myself.

Who ever voted for me and included me thanks. I am extremely flattered that I was even included. Someone also added Devil Inside, so on his behalf thanks as well.

If you guys get sometime today go and check it out. I am NOT asking for you to vote for me. I am simply asking you to give it a look and possibly vote for YOUR favorites. It takes 2 seconds to sign up and you can add yourself if you want. It also offers some help for those that are interested in furthering your blogging status.

wwww.mysimplemind.com

UPDATE: OKAY SO APPARANTLY THE SITE WAS DOWN FOR A LITTLE BIT THIS MORNING, BUT IT IS UP AND IN WORKING ORDER NOW.

Happy Friday!! Yea Yea Yea

PS: Myspace is acting like a whore today and I am not getting notices on messages, blogs, no nothing. I will do my best to try and keep on top of things, but you all know I have the attention span of a gnat. If it isn't put right in front of me, I dont think about it. Also has anyone seen Hezz? She hasn't been on in a few days and I don't know how to contact her.

A special thanks to all the ratters for their pimping of my blog yesterday. I didn't get a whole bunch of comments, but the view response was unbelievable and hopefully Norm gained himself some new subscribers.

Need I Say More

I am taking a break from writing a gender communications paper and wanted to share a few things with you before I went back to work on it.

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Happy Humpday to you all!!

Random Schmandom............bladity blah blah.

Random Schmandom........bladity blah blah.

I will just jump right into this one.

~ We found another condo to move into. It is in the same community and is well......the building across the street/parking lot, which eliminates a great deal of packing and trucking things around town. It is close enough to walk everything over. Plus it is 250 dollars cheaper than the one we are in and is on the first floor. No more carrying groceries up three flights of stairs. I was tricked into thinking living of the third floor would give me buns of steal from walking stairs daily, it has only give me a near stroke experience, so the first floor is much appreciated.

~One of my poems is going to be published. I am not sure on all the details yet and to be honest I am a little weirded out by the whole thing. I don't consider myself a poet or a writer per se and to have something of mine be published just doesn't feel right to me. It makes me uncomfortable, because I don't feel I deserve it. I will update as I know more.

~Last Friday when my ex-husband was picking up the kids for the night, he asked if Chris and I would like tickets to take all the kids (including Chris) to the Fire Cats (arena football) game the next night. I was totally thrown off by this, since he never does anything with out wanting something in return. Our relationship is okay as far as the ex- relationship goes. The way I treat it is that I love my kids more than I dislike him and making peace between him causes less angst for my kids. (Fucker still owes me money out the ass though) Cautiously I agreed, since we have never taken all of the kids to an event like this. So Saturday morning, after staying up until 2 am studying, I drag my ass off to lab class for 4 hours. After lab I haul ass to the store to pick up birthday supplies for a party for Chris son that was going on that afternoon. I run home, everyone gets ready, we go to the party and then about 2 hours before the game starts we head home. I am feeling like ass and am beyond exhaustion at this point, but fuck it right, I am going to hang out with my kiddos. I dont need to look anything better than a notch above trailer trash and so we head out the door with me in a baby t, raggedy low rise jeans, and flip flops. At least I wasnt wearing my favorite wife-beater, right? Anyways we get to the game and I leave to take my son to the bathroom sometime during the first quarter. (He sucked down a Mellow Yellow in 2 seconds flat) As he is walking into the bathroom someone comes running over and picks him up and starts swinging him around. I was all about to go kung fu on someones ass when I seen it was my ex-husband. Yup no shit. After the pleasantries of the wtf are you doing here and how lovely you are sitting right behind us convo, my son and I go back to our seat. I figure it cant be that bad, it is only him and his friend, and even though Chris cant stand the site of him, everyone just wants to have fun with each other. We are sitting there no sign of the dillhole and here comes the troops. Not only is he with his friend, he is with a group of his friends, his sister and her friends, and his girlfriend whom I have never met nor seen before. It was a lovely event. They sat in front of us and had their little drinking escapade of hooting and hollering at the game, while my kids sat with us in the row behind them. It was all good though, kids thoroughly enjoyed themselves and I couldnt help but laugh about the fact that I looked so wore out and blah. I hope his girlfriend doesn't think any less of me. Shit who am I kidding, I don't give a fuck, I still looked better than she did. lol

~For those that don't know Devils is on his way to WV right now and will be gone for a week. I don't know how available an internet connection will be for him up there, but he is going up to clear out the property we are buying so his time would be limited if he had any. I will pass any harassing and threatening comments along to him from you if you have any.

~I have decided to make a screen name available through AIM for anyone who wants to chat. I dont know that I will be available much, but here it is........mysteryinside78. Use it wisely. I have never given a screen name out to anyone that I have never met personally. (except I gave my private one to one person the other day for my own reasons)

~Last but not least........The Rat Pack. I have babbled long enough today so I will refer you to the founders blog The Rat Pack and the VPs blog The Rat Pack. This is an exclusive group, but all are encouraged to participate. Our first little project has been pimping the awesome Flaming Moe, so go check out and subscribe to his blog if you haven't done so already.

Happy Tuesday to you all!

Call It What Ever You Want

Well, as most of you know, my life has been rather shitty lately. I have been dealing with too many things at once and I will be the first to admit my mood has suffered greatly. I find myself in a state of utter discontent and sarcasm towards everything. I hate being this way, but honestly I am realist. I take a situation and I lay it all out on the table and I see how it is going to turn out. I don't put my faith in a false hope of something turning out good if I know for a fact that it is just not going to happen. Because I see things this way, I gain ill feelings towards it before the outcome has actually occurred. I don't judge the others in my life for feeling differently and putting faith in the fact that things just may turn out differently, but I will not put the seed of false hope in their head either. I don't really know where I am going with all this, but I feel like there needs to be some big changes in my life and I just don't know where they are. It is funny how life sometimes just throws you in to a pool of water without teaching you how to swim first. I know I will figure this all out and I will put faith in the fact that I am a fighter. I will not back down from these things I want and I will not allow myself to be defeated. I will overcome and find what needs to be changed and I will sort out the rest along the way. Until then, I guess I will just take it one day at a time and try to find ways to help with my discontent. As for the constant profile pic change, well that mainly has to do with my mood at the time. I have found a series of pictures and each defines the different feelings I have been going through.

Sidenote: I am doing okay in general. My feelings and emotions are just so overwhelming at times, because I feel things very deeply and passionately. If you know me at all, you know that this is nothing that I can't handle and in the end I will be victorious. I know what I want is out there it is just a matter of finding it.

I hope you all enjoyed your weekend. Take advantage of this wonderful Sunday, because as we all know it is back to the rat race tomorrow. Life is literally passing us by right at this moment as we are wrapped up in Myspace.

I love you all from the bottom of my sarcastically beating heart.

Life is more than a bitch........

Whomever said that life is a bitch is fucking wrong. She is a god damn cock sucking whore. I know I said that I would blog about some of the things that I love, but right now I dont have any other emotion in me except sarcasm and anger. I am at my wits end. What ever crawled up the cosmos ass that made it decid to make my life living hell is beyond me. So what put me over the edge you ask? Today in general along with the plethora of bullshit I have been dealing with for the last 2 weeks.

I go to work today as usual and play nice with the other employees, since I have been warned that my attitude sucks because I dont socialize enough with all the fuckers and on top of that I have to deal with all the lovely BS that is going on in my life.

We have 3 weeks to find a new apartment. That is not bad except the real estate agent does not comprehend that we want a three bedroom and that I am not fucking paying more that the outrageous price we are already paying. She keeps referring me to 2 bedrooms apartments that only rich people can afford. I hate the area we live in. Everyone has more money than god and just assumes that you do as well. After dealing with that shit all morning, I get to deal with our lovely worthless mortgage broker. I seriously am starting to think he got his license out of a cereal box. Yes I understand the mortgage we are asking for is a complicated one. It is for an out of state house and the amount is abnormally low. In addition to that Chris already owns a third of the house. I swear they want to know everything right down to my tampon size and daily usage. I am to the point I am about ready to stick a fucking fork in his eye. Moving on.

My daughter had an orthodontists appointment today and I had to take her up their and hemorrhage out some more money so that she can have nice teeth. This is a part of raising kids and I dont mind that, it just makes a little difficult to handle when her father is not only a grand behind in child support, but is supposed to be splitting the costs with me and hasnt paid a damn cent. Fucker.

To top my wonderful evening off it was raining like a fucking bitch. Apparently someone fucked the parking lot up outside the dental office and I go out and my car is sitting in 2 feet of water. I try to start the bitch, not knowing I shouldnt have, and know I think my car is fucked. We had it taken to the mechanics shop that Chris works at and I will find out tomorrow if I have to buy a new engine or not. Hopefully their isnt too much water in the engine, although it is definite that there is some. If I have to buy a new engine I can just forget about eating for the next year.

I could go and on, because honestly there is a list of about 5 other things that are fucked right now that I have to deal with, but if I keep going I am probably going to cry and I dont cry very often.

I do have to say although things have been beyond rough for me right now, you people are all great. You bring smiles and sunshine into my dark and dreary life and I am extremely thankful for it. You will never know how much all the little things you guys do help me out.

With all that being said I hope you all have a wonderful rest of the evening. I still have a million things yet to do and I am sitting here writing all this shit with a towel still on my head from showering because I need to just bitch about it and move with my night.

I love you all from the bottom of my sarcastic barely beating heart.

Please check out Flaming Moes recent blog. He is really good and deserves to have more people reading his stuff. Check it out here.

Do not do the following..........

I want to first off apologize for my drunk commenting on Saturday night. I don't drink very often, but I did that night. I signed on to myspace out of boredom, while Chris was on a beer run and I know I made blog comments, I just don't remember exactly where I left them. As for the ongoing list of vocab words, I will incorporate a few more into the blog.

Anyways, todays blog is about how to not annoy the hell out of Mystery and get on her bad side.

Pet peeves and annoyances

~ Stupidity is by far the biggest annoyance to me. If you act stupid or look stupid and it affects me in some way, we have got a problem. There is no excuse for the level of stupidity that some people possess. Stupidness is the result of laziness and I don't believe that bullshit that some people are just smarter than others. Horse-Shit! Some people just apply themselves more and put an effort into educating themselves. Education doesn't necessarily mean only subjects like Math and English either. There are many different types of education, such as Art, Music, Poetry, and pretty much anything in general.

~ I can not stand when people expect things to just be handed to them all the time and whine when the tables turn and they have to work for things. Life is hard and those who work for what they have get more enjoyment out of the things they get. Working for things is a part of life and it is something we just have to do. All the whining in the world is not going to change a damn thing. In my opinion those who struggle for what they have are more realistic outlook on life in general.

~Do not under any circumstances lie to me or about me to someone else. There is no difference between a big lie and a little lie either. So lying to someone by saying you can't access my profile just so you can have an excuse to talk to them is just as big a lie as if you wrecked my car and didn't tell me about it. If you lie and I find out about it, you will not get a second chance. You will be forever known in my book as a liar. I don't give a shit what you do, it will not be very facile (easily done) to redeem yourself from your guile (deceitful or cunning) behaviors.

~ I am not a genius, but I am pretty damn intelligent, just as many other people are. Please do not for any reason treat me as if I were stupid. That will only get you in an argument you don't want to be in. I am not only book smart, but street and common sense smart as well. If you do something or lie and try to hide it or cover it up, I will find out about it. I also will not fall for you stupid moronic excuses as to why you did something wrong either, so don't even bother wasting your breath. I always find out everything about everything.

~ Anyone, with their hubris (arrogant pride) attitudes, who thinks they are better than someone else without a justifiable reason needs to stay the hell away. I can not stand when arrogant people put themselves on a pedestal and mock or make others feel small in anyway. As we all know everyones shit stinks just the same and no ones smells like roses. I don't care who you are, we are all human beings and we belong to the same single species. Many people have lost sight of this along time ago and seem to think that they belong in an elite species of humans and that the rest of us are just beneath them.

~The worst thing in the world for me is when a child is harmed, either emotionally or physically, in any way. I can not stand it and have absolutely no tolerance for it what so ever. Children are born into this world innocent and naïve and then everything changes that when they are exposed to society and the screwed up adults around them. Children are the most precious gift that one can receive and some people take advantage of it and don't realize the impact that their behaviors, not only has on the child itself, but the well-being of our future generations as well.

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So those are just a few things not to do to stay on my good side. (What did you guys expect? It is Monday for crying out loud, you can't expect me to be too pleasant.) Anyways, apparently certain people needed to be reminded of a few of the above, before they dug themselves an even bigger hole with me.

Tomorrow maybe I will post some of my favorite things and lean towards a more positive side.

Have a Day.

Pimp tagged

I was pimp tagged by the sassy little ~*Kristie Lynn*~. Check her and her blogs they are great.

I guess this is a new form of tag going around. I don't usually participate in these willingly, but since I have never actually pimped anyone specifically before I will do so with out whining.

Here's the way it works: I am gonna pimp 6 of my favorite bloggers and while pimping them I am also tagging them to pimp six of their favorite bloggers. Since I am over due on the pimping I am doing more than 6.

Each one of these bloggers is awesome. They all make me laugh, are highly intelligent, and challenge me intellectually in some way. Each one of them has something to add to the blogging community and I encourage you to take the time to read each of their blogs. Open up your minds to them as I have and I promise you will not be disappointed.

Greg

Dizzy Girl

Richelle

Senior Gregorio

Gothica

Pope Miss Myspace

~*Wicked Game*~

Burst My Bubble

Sweet Surrender

Slacker Mom

Please take the time to look through these bloggers and give them all a shot. They are all truly good writers with brilliant minds. I won't be on much this weekend, I have too many things going on, so don't do anything good without me. Enjoy your weekend and Happy Friday!

Random Schmandom..........boy it's been a while.

Random Schmandom...............boy it's sure been a while.

~I know it's been a while since I have done one of these, but dammit I have been busy. I hope you all enjoyed your 4^th and hopefully all limbs are still intact and there are not too many 1^st degree burns or hangovers.

~Our 4^th was great. My brother-in-laws father put on quite the fire-works show. It was nice outside and it was great to see everybody. My family is just a big ass fun loving redneck family. My brother-in-law and his family are not though and I think they get a big kick out of watching us like people watch the monkeys at the zoo.

~As for the ongoing saga with my son and his refusal to cut his curly fro. I finally, at least, got him to let me trim around his ears and neck. I would prefer to cut it all off, but it is a start at least.

~Funny observation. As we rode home from my dad's the other night, which is about a 45 min trip, all the kids sat quietly without fighting or picking at each other. Not even once. Again a few days later same thing. I realized that this has only been going on since Chris has gotten sirius radio in his new truck. Every time he has it on, it is on hair nation (which is 80's hair bands), the kids turn into zombies. I don't know why this type of music has such an effect on them, but it makes for a peaceful trip home.

~I have been very distant with people lately. Reason being is everyone wants to know how I am doing and blah blah blah. I am tired of bitching about how full my life is right now. I am not going to lie to these people and say that I am all peaches and cream and every time they ask I have nothing really positive to say. Only bitching. So, I just avoid the situation all together.

~I was a little excited about going back for my high school reunion that is coming up, until the bastards decided they would be going all out redneck on me. Fuck that shit I'm not going now. I have better ways to spend my money. How redneck are they going you ask?? They are planning on a pig roast celebration. I am sorry, but the idea of eating a fuckin pig that has been shoved in the ground to cook disgusts the hell out of me, especially since I don't eat pork. I remember the last time my parents did one was when I was in high school. That turned out to be one of the memories that scarred me for life. I will be sure to bill them for the therapy session to get over that one.

~Yesterday may or may not have been Pope Miss Myspace's (John) birthday, so everyone who hasn't already head on over and leave him birthday wishes.

~Speaking of John here are my words. I am going to do three in one shot, since I don't have much time to get through the whole alphabet.

~curmudgeon - bad-tempered person.

Well the only way I can associate this word with my life is the fact that I am very curmudgeon lately. My tolerance levels have dropped and my ability to handle bullshit has lessened. Also this is a name of a Nirvana song, if I remember right.

~disheveled - untidy.

Our condo is a little disheveled lately. It is not bad and is fairly clean, but it is not as clean as I would like for it to be. I can't wait until I can afford to hire a maid. A sexy ass male maid with a washboard stomach that does laundry with his shirt off. Yes indeedy.

~ebullience - exuberance, outburst of feeling.

I rarely exert ebullience. I don't get excited about much and I don't show much emotion either. I am not a boring person, I am just not the person that jumps up and down like a fuckin idiot hooting and hollering when I get excited. I prefer to just smile or something along that lines.

Well peeps that is it for today. I know it was rather boring and nothing of a great deal of interest, but that is all I've got.

Have yourselves a wonderful humpday!