PsYcHo BiTcH

So I was one of the lucky individuals chosen to be interviewed by Michelle aka PsYcHo BiTcH.  I was a little iffy about requesting this at first, but curiosity got the best of me.  I figured she is only human and I had nothing to be afraid of.  You see Michelle (the real Michelle) is a really awesome person if you take the time to get to know her a little bit, but honestly PsYcHo BiTcH can be rather intimidating at times. If you have read her before, you know what I mean.  So I threw caution to the wind and here are her questions and my answers.

1. NAME 2 OF YOUR FAVORITE BLOGGERS. WHY DO YOU LIKE THEM?
The blogs I read change so often. It really depends on my mood at the time and what the blogger is offering to me in their blogs.  These are 2 that I read religiously and will comment no matter what, so I guess that makes them my favorites. Check them both out they are really great and there blogs are great.

Devil Inside

Although I am biased, I really do think his blogs are great.  Each one is different and extrememly creative.  Plus he is a damn intelligent individual.  To be quite honest you will be never be able to figure out what is going on in his mind, believe me I have been trying for years, but it is a real trip trying to figure it out.

Mr. Flirt

Ok ok so I am biased on this one too.  I consider Pete one of my actual friends. He is highly intelligent and is a really great person overall. Or at least he portrays himself to be that way. *wink* I remember the first blog I read of his.  It was the milk experiment.  I wont tell you the results (you will have to check it out yourself), but it is well worth the read.  Also check out his Monday blogs they are the best.

2. WHAT IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU DURING SEX?

I feel really lame answering this question, but honestly I cant think of one.  I spent hours racking my brain and I cant pull one out for the life of me.  I think this has to do a great deal with the fact that before Chris I really didn't have a sex life and some shitty things happened to me (I will leave them out. They are too personal)  But now that I am with Chris I don't get embarrassed or feel stupid about anything that goes on between us, because he makes me feel that way.  I feel comfortable with him.  I am sure my time will come though and when it does I will be the first to fill your inbox with the humorous details.   

3. IF YOU WERE TO BE IN AN ORGY WITH 5 PEOPLE FROM MYSPACE, WHO WOULD THEY BE AND WHY. (YOU MUST INCLUDE AT LEAST ONE MORE PERSON OF YOUR SAME GENDER.)
I did a little digging into my friends list for this and these are the ones I came up with.  Beside you Michelle (obviously) the following:

Devil Inside

~~like OMFG it's WiCkEd GaMe!!~~

Xanthan

Wonder Bitch (for chris)

Nymphetamine

 

The reasons why I picked these ones are:

1 They all exhibit sexual knowledge and a healthy appetite for it.

2 After all was said and done, I trust that these people would have no regrets and we would all still be nothing more than just friends the next day. No drama to follow per se.

3 They are all attractive and are a lot of fun.

4. NAME 5 THINGS YOU LOVE ABOUT YOURSELF IN GENERAL. WHY IS IT GOOD TO KNOW YOU?
1 - I can be a bitch and I don't give a shit if you like it or not.  That's just a fact of life for me.

2 - I can be very understanding, but not always forgiving.

3 - I am okay with who I am. Don't get me wrong, I am not perfect, but I am happy with me and love working daily to make myself a better human being. Basically I am not a waste of space on this earth. Lol

4 - I am fairly intelligent when it comes to certain things, but can laugh about the things I am retarded about.

5 I run on pure grit and determination.  If I want something bad enough, there is nothing in this world you could do to stop me. Literally. 

 

I don't know exactly why it is good to know me other than do you know anyone else like me.

5. WHICH HISTORICAL FIGURE DO YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF WITH? WHY?

This one is tough. I don't really identify myself with anyone, but the closest in theory would have to be Jean-Paul Sartre. Although I found him to be a spoiled brat, his mind and philosophies were rather intriguing to me.  In fact I agree with many of them. 

Favorite quotes:

-Life has no meaning the moment you lose the illusion of being eternal.

-Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.

-Anything, anything would be better than this agony of mind, this creeping pain that gnaws and fumbles and caresses one and never hurts quite enough.

-Hell is other people.

-One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.

-Life has no meaning a priori . Before you come alive, life is nothing; its up to you to give it a meaning and value is nothing else but the meaning that you choose

-It disturbs me no more to find men base, unjust, or selfish than to see apes mischievous, wolves savage, or the vulture ravenous.

 

Well that is that. Class is dismissed. I am willing to play fairly and interview people the first 3 people that request it.  I can't do anymore than that, because this week is really busy. 

 

OKAY SO HERE ARE THE GUIDELINES:

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions

 

Happy Humpday!!! 

Please check out how Hezz grills the Devil and for those of you who missed the update yesterday.....per your request other tattoo photo uploaded to profile.

~~Click here for pictures~~

 

This is Really Starting To Hurt

I was tagged yet again by the naughty little ~~like OMFG it's WiCkEd GaMe!!~~ and let me tell ya this tagging is starting to hurt. This is the last and final one that I will do.  You guys know more about me than my own family.  So here we go........................................

Rules:

The first player has to write 6 weird/things/habits about themselves.  Then choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names.

1. My eyes, which are normally blue for those of you who don't actually know, change color with my mood and colors of clothing.  Blue shirts make them bluer and green shirts make them greener.  When I am tired they are a kinda turquoise color, when I am up upset they are green with blue rings, and when I am mad they are red.

2. I have two tattoos. Maybe I will post a pic of the other one someday.

3. I have 7 piercings and I am willing to put money on the fact that no one can guess where they all are.

4. I am not a very big person. I am 5'3" and about 105 lbs.

5. I played the clarinet in band in high school and knew how to play the flute, cornet, and piano as well. I know I am a dork.

6.  My favorite painter is Claude Monet, but I can't bring myself to buy a reproduction of his work.  Although I know I will never be able to own one of his originals, buying a reproduction just isn't good enough. If I am too own one of his paintings it will have to be an original.

I know I am supposed to tag people, but I refuse to do it in hopes this game will eventually die.

 Happy Tuesday!!

*******update*******

You guys are a bunch of pervs. My piercings are all in my ears. 3 in each ear and one a the top of my left ear. Get your minds out of the gutter. I also posted a picture of the other tattoo in my profile.

Random Schmandon Basically Just Crap

Random shmandom....................basically just crap. 

 

 

-         My right bicep has been twitching like crazy for the last week. It is not a painful feeling, but it is rather uncomfortable and thus flippin annoying.

 

-         The first part of my password on my computer at work is bonur. Although not spelled the same as boner, I still associate the two as the same.  This is the company computer techs last little ha-ha to me before she quit. I am stuck with this password, which she new I would be, and it has become irritating to type in every morning.  Freakin bitch.

 

 

-         A man in Tulsa is charged with assault after hiding underneath a womans car and licking her toes.  When the woman walked to her car to put her groceries in after shopping apparently the guy slid out from under the car and started to lick her toes.  The woman, thinking it was a dog, looked down and seen the man and became screaming. WTF has this guy never heard of foot fungus before?

 

-         My mom is coming in a week or so and we havent talked in a really long time.  I dont know if I have the emotional energy to deal with this broken relationship right now.

 

 

-         I seriously need a vacation or a break from life.  I am so tired and stressed I feel like I am losing myself.  I bit off a little more than I can chew, as usual, and I dont know what to do to gain the control back. Even as I type this I feel the tears welling up, which is not normal for me.  Xanthan if you are reading this, I dont care if I look stupid from crying.  Its just one tear and you could be nice and bring me a tissue dammit.

 

-         Apparently I did the rain dance the wrong way and pissed of the rain gods. Every time my car window has gotten stuck down a few inches it has flippin rained.  Not just a sprinkle, but a down pour.  My car smells like an old wet dog.

 

 

-         I also just heard on the radio that an 18 yr old kid from Chesterton asked his best friend to hit him with his car for fun. The dumbass ends up in the hospital with many broken bones and tells police he is an adrenaline junky and wanted the rush.  It is no wonder this country is going to shit with morons like this taking up space on the earth.

 

-         I am hungry.  Anyone want to go get me some food?

 

 

-         My daughters graduation was awesome.  Thanks for all the congrats. She gave a 10 minute speech on how much she is going to miss her elementary school.  Only a few students were selected for this privilege and I so proud to be her mom at that time. She is my brilliant little star.

 

-         I hate chemistry, not because I can't do it, I just despise the shit for some unknown reason.  To top it off my professor is a damn smart ass.  He thinks its funny, me being a redneck, to enunciate the terms in front of the entire class the redneck way just me for. Like iron is iern and graduated is grajiated.  I don't even talk like this and the only way he knows I am redneck is because he asked where I was from.  A few nights ago I asked him for a fishing weight for an experiment we were conducting and he asked me why I didn't just go out to my car and pull off a lug nut and use it like the rednecks do.  I swear I almost stabbed my pen in his eye, but kindly responded that we rednecks are turning over a new leaf and obtaining jobs nowadays thus that practice is no longer used. We buy them just like everyone else.  What a fucker.

 

Well majority of this was just a bunch whining and bitching so sorry for that.  I am not usually this way.  Hopefully I will be feeling better after a long weekend filled with beer and hot lovin.

 

 

Happy Friday All!!!!!

 

*upadate* Please read this blog if you haven't already.Because your worth it

Last Time

This will be the last one of these flippin things that I will do. The only reason why I did it is, because the tagger Sunny is just to darn cute.

The first player of this game starts with the 6 weird/things/habits about yourself and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/ things, as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Dont forget to leave a comment that says "youre tagged"in their comments and then tell them to read your blog.

1. In my 28 years on this earth I have managed to never run over an animal on the road.  I will literally swerve off the road and up the curb to miss hiting an animal. Yea the cars behind me love when this shit happens.

2. People who are highly intelligent or extremely aritistic fascinate me.  I am drawn to them and love the conversations I have with them.  I am not attracted to them, but I find their conversations mentally stimulating for me. So if I pay a great deal of attention to you, then you more than likely fall into one of the two categories.

3. Everyone in our family looks extremely young for their age.  I went on a ride with my dad on his Harley to Biker Night a while back and everyone thought I was his girlfriend instead of his daughter. I don't know how they assumed this since we in no way acted that way, but whatever. 

4. My step-momma is 3 whopping years older than me. She is an ex-Hooter's girl and X-ray tech and is now a licensed contractor for the family business. She does the majority of my clothes shopping, since I hate the mall, and she is one of my bestest friends.

5. We still use the old fashioned AOL dial-up internet at home. I am too cheap to pay for cable internet.  Chris is still working on it and I am sure I will give in eventually.

6. I am a Friends addict. I love the damn show. Chris and I actually spent like 3 months watching all 10 seasons from start to finish.  I can pretty much answer any question about any episode.

Well that is it.  I am really not that interesting of a person and I will be tagging:

1. Cookie Monster

2. Spongebob

3. Big Bird                       

4. Mickey Mouse  

5. Donkey Kong

6. Beavis and Butthead

NO Tagbacks!!!!!!

Happy Thursday

Blog suggestion:  Kill Reality

 

What is Beautiful To You?

I know this question has been asked by many so many times, but call me stupid I still don't get it.  What makes a person beautiful? 

Now men will drool and ogle over slender, big breasted woman, wearing a mask of make-up, but in reality it doesn't seem they want her for more than a little rough and tumble in the sack. They talk about how hot someone is and then when you look at their girlfriend or wife they are the complete opposite of the "hot" girl.  Not saying that they aren't beautiful, but they are just different.  Do you feel that you are settling for less than you want, because the "hot" girl is out of your league or are you truly satisfied a 100our partner?

Don't get me wrong men I am not only singling you out, women are guilty of this as well. Woman can talk and act just as dirty as a man. I just happen to see it more from men.

Anyways what is it that you are looking for in a life partner?  Is there a certain combination of necessary characteristics? What is the meaning of true beauty to you?

Well I am off to my baby's 5th grade graduation.  I will be on later to see your responses.

Happy Humpday!

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Alpha Male

Alright so I am gonna go a little science nerd on you all here for a moment so bare with me.  For those of you that just booed and said f*ck this shit........bite me.  Your mind probably needs a little intellectual stimulation anyways.  Don't even try to tell me that sex blogs and shit stories are stimulating either. I don't buy it.

 

Anyways, I came across yet another little tidbit of information yesterday that just blew me away.  I don't know what is up with the strange and unusual fact this week.  Anyways......

 

Apparently we have found a true alpha-male.  Why do I say this? Well an international group of geneticists studying Y-chromosome data of 2,123 men across Asia have found that nearly 8 percent of the men living in the region of the former Mongolian empire carry Y-chromosomes that are nearly identical.   Confused?  Lose a brain cell yet?  Read on.   Basically that translates to 0.5 percent of the male population in the world or roughly 16 million descendants living today. If you want to get even more technical you could say that 1 out of every 200 living males are sharing this same Y-chromosome.  Holy Shit!  

 

The Y-chromosome itself has the genes for making you a male and that is about the extent of their role.  It is the smallest chromosome and has only around 75 genes.  Unlike other chromosomes the Y-exchanges little DNA with its partner and as a result the Y-chromosome retains a largely undisturbed record of mutations.  Still with me?  Basically if you have Asian and/or European ancestors you might be included in the group of individuals above that all are related to the same single ancestor.   It is no wonder Asians all look so similar.  I see it clearly now. They are all related.  Anyways that is alot of people descending from just one person. Somebody was really getting their freak on.  Who is the person you might ask? Well early results have indicated that the distant father of all these men was from the Mongolia area around 800-1200 years ago and the most obvious candidate is Genghis Khan.   

 

Not exactly my taste in a man.

 

For those of you that don't know who Genghis Khan is, here is a little background info and for Pete's sake please pick up a history book every now and then. Add a little substance to your intellect.

 

Genghis Khan had swept a savage force throughout the wastes of central Asia, for which they were utterly unprepared. He wildly exerted his force and scythed, hacked, slashed, and basically obliterated all that lay in his and his troops path and called it conquest. Typical man for ya.  He raped and pillaged all the way from Mongolia to the gates of Vienna. Once he captured a village or town, he would essentially kill all the men and rape the women.  His military conquests were frequently characterized by the extensive slaughter of the villages he defeated.  He is considered, by many, the greatest of the Asian warlords, he stood alone, and was revered as a God among warriors, marked out by the cold light of his grey green eyes, the savage furrow of his brow, and the fact that he could beat the shit out of any of them.  Basically he was just an asswipe.   

 

Of course saying that he is the true donor of this Y-chromosome is a mere scientific guess, because they don't actually have Genghis Khan's DNA.  His tomb remains hidden, but the search is still on to find it.  Once they have his DNA, then they can determine if he really was as fertile as this data suggests.

 

Sorry about all the science stuff.  Hope you still like me.  I just wanted to clear up the confusion to all the men-folk out there that the position of the alpha-male has been filled. lol

 

Happy Friday and drink a beer for me this weekend!!

 

 

 

The Questions You Asked Part 3

Well this is the last and final installment of this series (for now anyways don't hold me to it).  The semester has started for me and so my time on here will be less than before.  You gonna miss me? I will miss you. Anyways in case you guys hadn't noticed Chris (Devil Inside) and I are opposite yet alike on so many different things and this series of Q & A has pretty much shown that.  So enjoy and thank you so much to those who submitted questions to all the series.  We got quite a few hotties this round so.......On to the questions.......

 

The following were asked by Boo-Boo Kitty Fuck.

1. There's never been a documented "real" one, but do you believe there are real psychics out there?

 

Chris: Yes and I am one of them. I know what youre thinking right now and you have a dirty mind. (By the way thanks. *winks*)

Cara: Yes I do.  I have seen and read about many cases where psychics have helped detectives in solving a murder or kidnapping case.

 

2. If you could eliminate one species off the planet forever what would it be?

 

Chris:  Cockroaches. I hate those fucking things.   Living in Florida you see ones the size of small cars.

Cara:  Spiders. Those things are my one true phobia.  Those little bastards can send me into a freakin anxiety attack in 0.2 seconds.  I hate feeling that weak about something, but there you go.

 

The following was asked by Your Majesty...Miss Cina.

 

1. Cina to Cara: Have you ever accidentally farted when Chris has gone down on you?  If so...how did you play it off?  If you haven't how would you play it off?

 

Cara: I swear girl you make me laugh to the point where I cant control it anymore.  No. I have not farted during his muff diving before. If I had I probably would laugh my ass off and ask him if he wanted another.  We are both extremely comfortable with each other sexually, so it really wouldnt be a big deal.  I am positive though he would return the favor.  

 

2. Cina to Chris: Do you check out other guys members in the gym shower?  If so...just exactly what are you looking for?

 

Chris: I havent been in a gym shower since junior high, but back then I think every boy did it to see if someone was one up on you with the pubic hair.

 

The following were asked by wicked game aka ~idiot assassin~

 

1.  If you were stranded on a desert island

-What hottie would you bring?

 

Chris: My girlfriend Cara, but I would have to remove her tongue so she couldnt give me shit all the time.

Cara:  I would have to bring the thorn to my rose Chris and lots and lots and lots of Xanax.  Seriously lots of it.  Although he is a pain, I couldnt live without him.

 

-What item of food would you take that was of an endless supply?

Chris: Even though it tears my stomach up, I would have to say pepperoni and I would bring Muenster cheese along to make up the difference.

Cara:  I guess it would have to be cheetos.  Despite the fact that they turn my fingers orange and leave my orange finger prints everywhere, I love the damn things.

 

-What 2 items would you bring to assist your survival?

Chris: My cigarettes and alcohol.  Even though Cara is a great woman I need these things to survive with her.

Cara: Smokes and a tazer.  Can you guess what the tazer is for?

 

2.  How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Chris: I dont know about the tootsie pop, but I know how many licks it takes me on Cara.

Cara: Exactly 3 licks.  I am a biter.  

 

3.  Would you make out with me?

-if so, give me 3 reasons why you say yes

-if not, why not?

 

Chris: As long as your old man wouldnt shoot me he looks like a gangsta.

1. The pouty face makes you look like you need it.

2. Kissing is always fun.

3. Because I am a man and that is what we do.

 

Cara:  Sure why not.

1. Because I havent kissed you before.

2. Very pretty.

3. Why should Chris get to have all the fun?

 

 

The following were asked by Side Trak Productions.

 

1.  Why is it that we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?

Chris: Why is the sky blue? Fuck if I know.

 

Cara:  First of all, I shall be over promptly after answering this question to beat you.  I lost a great deal of brain cells trying to come up with an answer to this.  (P.S. thanks for the bubble wrap. I love that shit.) This is all I could come up with.  It is that way, because we are Americans and we do everything assbackwards anyways and we sometimes like to confuse the masses just to keep them on their toes.

 

2.  If you could go anywhere in the world to see, where would it be?

Chris: Although you know this already, its Amsterdam.  You are supposed to go with me.

Cara:  I would have to say China or Japan.  I have always been fascinated by the culture and their countries both have a great deal of history to them.  Oh and I would take a boat ride over to see my girl Hezz after that.

 

All right thats that.  After answering all those questions we want to ask all of you a question.  First person to get it right gets a naked pic and a bag of m & m's.

 

What has 5(sometimes 4) hands but is normal?

 

 

Happy Thursday!!!                                             PEACE

 

 

Thirsty Thursday blog suggestion is Senior Gregorios.  Check him out he is damn funny.  Also check out Devil Insides poem he is a man of many skills.

 

 

 

 

How To Make A Home Made Penis

Okay well it is not normally in my nature to write about sexual things in my blogs.  I tend to leave the penis and vagina talk to people like Xanthan who actually have interesting stories about sex to share.  But I will be semi-breaking tradition today. Although I will not be sharing anything personal experiences of my own I will be using the words penis, ta-ta's, and artificial insemination.  So readers beware. lol

On my way to work this morning I was listening to the Lex and Terry show, as usual, and they start talking about this article in the news about a trans-sexual who hid his/her gender from the wife for seventeen years.  He/she somehow concocted himself a home-made penis and she somehow managed to get preggers not once but twice by insemination.  Now the trans-sexual is fighting in court over the issue of whether or not he is an actual parent or not. What's worse is the kids have no idea what is going on and are soon to find out.  I did a little research on this when I got to work, becaue the whole concept of this story just baffled me.  I found the article below and although it is a little difficult to read, but it gives the general overview of what is going on.

Wife Didn't realize husband was a "woman"

 

A transsexual whose 17-year marriage to an heiress was nullified when the wife discovered her husband was a woman is not legally a "parent" of her 14-year-old daughter born from donor sperm, the Court of Appeal has ruled.

The female-to-male transsexual, referred to in court as Mr J, is now in law a man under the 2004 Gender Recognition Act and can lawfully marry a woman if he wishes.

But three appeal judges held that, because at the time of his "marriage" to Mrs C in 1977 he was still a woman, he had no parental rights.

The law required that when a woman conceived and gave birth through artificial insemination by donor (AID), the other party to the marriage must be a man in order to qualify as a parent, the judges said.

Mr J was still a woman when the child was conceived by AID in 1991 and, since there was no legal marriage, he could not be "a party" to it.

Mr J, born with gender dysmorphia, underwent hormone treatment and had breasts removed before, at the age of 30, he met and married Mrs C, then aged 20 and from a wealthy background.

He concealed his true gender from her for 17 years, using a home-made part of the anatomy for sex. At a Court of Appeal hearing in 1996, Mr J failed in a bid for a share of the marriage wealth, including a £400,000 home.

At that hearing, Lord Justice Ward described the marriage as a "travesty" and said that many people would find it quite astonishing that in 17 years of life together Mrs C did not realise she was living with a woman.

In today's case, Mr J, now 59, failed in his bid for a declaration of parenthood, despite the fact that he now has a gender recognition certificate and a fresh birth certificate recording his birth as a male.

Lords Justices Thorpe, Wall and Richards said the highly unusual facts of the case were unlikely to recur because of changes in the law.

They ordered that neither party should be identified to protect the daughter and an elder child, also born through AID and now 18.

The judges explained that the issue of when, how and from whom the two children were to learn the truth about their origins remained highly sensitive. The mother, now remarried, has agreed to take advice from a consultant psychiatrist before explaining their background to them.

Find this story at http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=386300&in_page_id=1770
©2006 Associated New Media

I have to tell you that this situation confuses me for the following reasons:

1. How in the hell can you be married or be in a relationship with someone for 17 years and never examined his penis close enough to see that it is not real? Do they not have sex?  What happens when she gives him a BJ and he doesn't cum? I have seen my mans penis so many times I could probably draw you a picture from memory.  He can even make it take tap-dance if the mood strikes him.

          This is my picture drawn from memory.

2.  What in the hell kind of home-made devise did this individual come up with that imitates the function of a penis?  I can't for the life of me imagine what it is made out of or what it looks like.  My co-worker seems to think it might be somewhere along the lines of a turkey baster, but I just don't see it. 

3.  This woman had both of her ta-ta's removed in her process of becomming a man. This kind of procedure leaves a fairly large and noticeble scar and that refers back to the question has she never seen her man in the buff?

4.  I think the part of this story that bothers me the most is that there are children involved.  They don't know at this time, but will be told in the future.  This is going to really fuck them up at such a crucial time in their development.  Once these kids find out what is going on they will not be the same and I worry what the effects of this kind of trauma will have on them.

If any of you out there can clear up any of the confusion, especially the home-made penis thingy,  for me that would be greatly appreciateed.

Happy Humpday!

Save Your Drama For Your Llama

It seems that the new drama issue on MySpace has become the use of microbanners. I have to shake my head at this. MySpace is fun and games people. Why do we feel the need to make more out of this than it is? If you don't like them, fine don't use them. They are merely a form of art for someones profile. They are no different than profile backgrounds, avatars, subscribe here banners, or the other millions of different ways that people pimp themselves or make their pages more attractive to others. It is just another way to differentiate between us. If you don't want me commenting on your blogs or being your friend because I use one, fine I won't. No biggy. I will respect your request and will still love you anyways.  I will also promise you that I will keep my banner at at a respectable size.  Everything in moderation. So please.....

 

 

With all that being said, on to a more important issue. To all the wonderful mamas out there....

Enjoy your day I am off to spend mine with my kids.  Happy Sunday to all.

And if you haven't already please read this Mothers Days Poem

 

Here's Your Sign

I was looking around on AOL news the other day and I came across this article and thought is was rather funny and wanted to get your opinions on it.  Apparently we can find out more than just our good and back luck days from our horoscopes, but our pizza topping choices as well.  Now I dont believe in horoscopes.  I think they are a little silly and find it impossible for all Aquarians to have a good day on the 18^th and have a change in our love lives on the 25^th, but it does make me wonder how on the money this article actually is.  Give it a read and let me know how close your tastes are to the suggested toppings for your sign.

 

 

Pizza Toppings by Sign By Natori Moore

Tantalizing crust, delectably spicy sauce, outrageously delicious toppings who doesn't love pizza? Yet all pizzas are not created equal as far as zodiac signs are concerned. Different pizza toppings will appeal to different signs. Should Virgo eat anchovies? Can Cancer find happiness with mushrooms and olives? Read on to create the sign appropriate pizza of your dreams!

 

Your Daily Horoscope

What's on your menu today? Get your personalized daily horoscope and find out!

 

Aries (March 20 to April 19)
Never one to waste time on meals, Aries likes delivery pizza and likes it hot and fast. Pile on the pepperoni, fire-roasted peppers or spicy sausage for the bold Ram. Garlic and onions are also Aries' favorites. Aries will always offer to pick up a pizza, as long as it's ready quickly and they get to eat a good portion of it! Try ham and onion or barbecued chicken pizza for combinations to satisfy Aries' love of adventure.

 

Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
Just about any pizza with a thick and chewy crust will satisfy the food-loving Bull. Yet for particular pleasure, add extra cheese and at least one hearty meat item. Try a creamy Alfredo sauce instead of the usual tomato-based marinara, along with broccoli and other vegetables for a yummy twist on the original. Most often, however, Taurus will love the tried-and-true, so you can't go wrong with the classic single-topping pizza with cheese.

 

Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
A little bit of everything pleases Gemini, so don't be surprised if everything shows up on the Twin's pizza. Green peppers, olives, onions, mushrooms -- a Gemini pizza is like a garage sale in the vegetable garden. Yet not too chewy or chunky, please Gemini fancies thin crust pizza, and likes toppings chopped in small pieces. A Gemini would also love the variety of a sampler plate of different pizzas.

 

Cancer (June 21 to July 21)
Cancer likes to stick with what's familiar, so whatever the Crab ordered last time will do just fine! Cancer favorites include both white and Portabella mushrooms, as well as eggplant, spinach and bacon crumbles. A home-baked pizza will satisfy Cancer more than the latest urban chef's creation. Find out what kind of pizza your Cancer enjoyed growing up. Chances are it hasn't changed much, though concessions to healthier eating, such as low-fat cheese, might have taken place.

 

Leo (July 22 to Aug. 22)
Like the carnivorous Lion, Leo craves a meat topping pizza with substantial portions of beef, ham, sausage or bacon. If manners would permit, Leo would scarf down a meaty pizza in one sitting with bare paws! But the Lion also loves regal settings, so gourmet pizzas eaten with knife and fork will do well when the Lion must be more civilized. Pizza with caviar and sour cream as toppings may please Leo for special occasions.

 

Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)
Health-conscious Virgo pays close attention to food's digestibility and nutritional value, and may thus prefer a pizza with soy cheese, whole wheat crust and predominantly vegetable toppings. The fastidious Virgin can be a picky eater, so make sure to ask what kind of pizza he or she wants before ordering. Toppings cut in small pieces are best. Avoid too many exotic toppings at once, like artichokes or anchovies -- Virgo may tighten their lips.

Pizza Toppings by Sign (continued)

Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces

 

Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)
Libra enjoys balance and beauty in everything -- and that includes pizza. Toppings chopped attractively and divided evenly between halves of a pizza will appeal to Libra's love of symmetry. Libra likes gourmet pizzas, such as sun-dried tomato and asparagus, prepared for two. Venus-ruled Libra may also enjoy toppings with a touch of sweetness, such as pineapple with ham or pepperoni.

 

Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)
A true Sicilian pizza hides the toppings on the inside, perfect for secretive Scorpio. Stuffed or pocket pizza of any kind can work -- the Scorpion doesn't want others to know what they're eating anyway. Meat, garlic, mushrooms, olives and seafood are favorites of the Scorpion. Try ordering octopus and pesto pizza for a truly gourmet Scorpio treat.

 

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 20)
Sagittarians have the largest appetite of the zodiac and like pizza piled with toppings -- the more the better. Large, chunky topping pieces and well-done meats will please the Archer, though their eyes may be bigger than their stomachs! Try New Orleans andouille sausage, hot pepper sauce or red pepper flakes to add the spice this fire sign loves. Pair the Sagittarian's pizza with plenty of good company, laughter and beer.

Capricorn (Dec. 21 to Jan. 19)
Chalk it up to their thrifty manner some Capricorns enjoy no-frills pizza with just cheese. Yet most Caps will enjoy pizza with a selection of classic toppings, such as sausage, black olives and sliced tomatoes, and will find a way to make even the lowliest pizza impress. Gourmet pizzas with goat cheese, spinach and fresh herbs may also appeal. Long-established pizzerias delight this tradition-loving sign.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 17)
As pizza is the perfect group food, Aquarians may have logged many late nights at the office or college dorm ordering pizza for friends. Though Aquarians will eat just about anything, quirky pizzas like those with the rip-and-dip crust, served with a selection of dipping sauces, may be right up the Water-bearer's alley. Toppings should be spread evenly throughout the pizza -- nobody should get a big hunk of ham or sausage while another eater goes topping-less. All's fair in love and pizza.

 

Pisces (Feb. 18 to March 19)
We have to say it fish, the more the better. Exotic seafood toppings for pizza such as lobster or smoked salmon, served with champagne, may appeal to this romantic sign. Shrimp or crab pizza with cocktail sauce in place of marinara may tantalize the Fish as well. Even anchovies are not out of the question. Yet pay attention to food allergies -- like Virgo, Pisces can have a sensitive digestive system. Eat pizza at a waterfront table for ambiance Pisces will love.

 

 

 

Also to fit in with my normal Monday bad luck, the mini-blog I posted late last night went *poof*.  As much as I would like to blame Tom for this one, I realize that I am not important enough for him to mess with me personally.  I am sure it was my error somewhere along the lines, but I am a smart little shit and I always save my blogs to the hard drive of my computer for events such as these.  

 

Here is a repost of it below:

 

Well Chris (Devil Inside) and I have still been working on the questions from the "Questions YOU asked" series and we wanted to extend the invitation to any new readers that we have to submit questions of your own. We had some really creative ones so far and welcome anymore that you can come up with.  The more the merrier. If you missed the first 2 parts, here they are and just message us with your question or questions. lol

The questions you asked Part 2

The questions you asked Part 1

 

Happy Monday!!

 

 

The Questions You Asked Part 2

Well here we go with part 2.  If you sent one and its not here, it will be in the next one. Last call for submitting questions.

The following was asked by Xanthan.

Although the question was mainly for me, we both decided to answer.

1. I would be interested in hearing your girl explain what she loves and hates about men from West by God Virginia.

Cara: Men from West by God Virginia are very manly men. They walk with their shoulders back, head high, and won't hesitate to knock you on your ass if you look at them cross. They are also, in my experience wonderful lovers, and come up with the weirdest shit sexually. For the sake of my family members reading this I wont go into it. They are also people persons. They talk to anyone and everyone. I swear Chris is a weirdo magnet. I cant tell you how many times we have gone places and random people will just come up to us and start talking about the strangest things. Some of the things that get to me sometimes are their overwhelming need to take care of everything. They tend to think that the woman has her role and the man has his and that is that. They are very overprotective at times and for some flippin reason they do not know when to shut the hell up!

Chris: Being a hillbilly from West Virginia there is nothing I hate about the men from there except for my father. This might sound a little gay but, contrary to some beliefs that we are toothless hobos, some of us are sexy mother fuckers.

The following were asked by gigi.

1. What does the secret special sauce on Big Mac consist of?

Cara: Hell if I know. Last I heard them hamburger meat was made from kangaroo, so I imagine it consists of the male kangaroos special sauce.

Chris: They say its a secret sauce, but it is really not. It is nothing more than a Thousand Island dressing. Pick up a bottle at the grocery store and read the ingredients and there you have it.

2. Should I take classes this summer?

Cara: That is a tough one. That really depends on how motivated you are to get done with your education. If you are in no hurry, take the time off and spend it with your family or MySpace friends. If there is a need to get it done, like I have, then go for it. Just think that is one less semester you have worry about. The only downfall is that it is time lost with your family and friends.

Chris: Hell yes.  Better yourself in any way you can.

Last, but not least, the following were asked by Pete.

1. If you had to give up two senses, what would they be and why?

Cara: I would give up taste for one. I wouldnt really care if I couldnt taste the things I ate or drank. I would also give up my sense of smell. I have a particularly strong sense of smell as it is and strong smelling things tend to irritate the hell out of me so it wouldnt be missed all that much.

Chris: Taste, because certain things dont taste all that great and I could live without that. Smell, because certain things dont smell all that great and I could live without that too.

2. Super powers are being sold like hot cakes. You have the choice of 3, but your partner can only get one(and you get to choose it). What would you pick and why?

Cara: I would give myself the power to fly, so I could get things done faster. I would also give myself the power of strength. I can be very stubborn sometimes and I tend to think I can take on a task that is just not in my league of strength just to prove I can do it. As for Chris I would give him the power of unlimited stamina. I mean what woman wouldnt want that? lol

Chris: I would want X-Ray vision so I could see all the ta-tas and telepathy so I could convince all women that they wanted me. I would give Cara super strength, so she could beat all them bitches down when they come to get me. I love a good cat fight and just imagine what it would look like in X-Ray vision.

3. On your next paycheck, the decimals were accidentally replaced by commas. Would you inform anyone before cashing it? Why or why not? And if yes, would you expect some sort of reward? If not, what would you use the money on first?

Cara: Yes I would inform my boss, reason being is I am a big believer in Karma. I also wouldn't expect any reward from them, because they are a bunch of cheap ass bastards. I have to give an explanation for anything that I need even if it is something as stupid as paperclips.

Chris: Hell no I would cash that bitch and go to Vegas and by the time they found me I would have pulled a Nicholas Cage like in Leaving Las Vegas.

Well that is it for this edition hope you all enjoyed.

Happy Saturday!               PEACE

 

Happy Mother's Day to you all.  Read the blog below and be thankful for you mom on this day.

A Sad Mothers Day

Was I Really This Lame?

I came across this narrative story, that I wrote for one of my college classes quite a few months ago, when I was looking through my school computer files.  It's kinda lame, but just thought I would share. lol I can't believe I got away with using such fowl language and that I was such a lamo. 

Also, The Questions You Asked Part 1 will be up this afternoon.  We are having some technically difficulties.  Well honestly I am the technical difficulty since I am a retard and saved the file in the wrong format.  So I have to wait until Chris can resend it to me in the correct format from home.  I am off to lunch and don't make to much fun.  Happy Friday!!!!

 

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I awoke to sound of an awful banging noise outside my window. I couldnt even open my eyes to find out what it was.  It was as if they were glued shut.  My head hurts so badly, it feels as if it is going to explode.  I lay there motionless trying figure out what it was exactly that I did last night. 

 

"Why do I always do this to myself?  When will enough be enough?"

 

I slowly opened my eyes and started to sit up.  I felt a strong wave of nauseousness surge through my entire body.  But I held it in.  I didnt need it that badly.  As I started to stand the room began to spin and I fell back down hard onto the bed. 

 

"You are such a fucking moron for letting this get the best of you.  You are so weak."

 

Finally after a few moments I was able to stand.  I walked over towards the bathroom and then it hit again.  My stomach began to churn.  I ran furiously to the toilet and began to vomit.  There was no stopping it this time.  There was nothing I could do, but give in.

 

"This is what you get you fucking loser.  You never learn your lesson."

 

I flushed the toilet and pushed myself up and stood in front of the sink.  As I turned on the water I looked in the mirror at myself.  I looked awful and I have looked that way for months.  The circles under my eyes were darker and my skin had become even pastier.  I splashed cold water on my face and turned off the faucet.  I open the medicine cabinet, grab myself two aspirins, close the door and start to turn away but I hesitate and take one last look in the mirror at what I had become before heading to back to bed.

 

"You are so god damn pathetic and there is no one left to help you now. You are screwed now bitch."

 

I make my way over to the window and look outside to see what the noise was, but no one was there.  I closed the blinds and walked back over to the bed.  I sat down and stared at the aspirins in my hand.  I reach over to the night stand where my water usually I, but it wasnt water that was there.  It was the poison that I had become so addicted to.  The one thing that had taken away everything and everyone in my life.  The one who tricked me into thinking that I couldnt live without it and that everything would be better if I just had it in me.  I picked up the bottle and I caulked my arm back as if I was going to toss it across the room. 

 

"You wont do it you are too much of a pussy.  You need me too much."

 

I laugh to myself.  I mean who am I trying to kid.  Myself?  I lower my arm slowly and hold the bottle in my lap.  I begin to feel a strong sense of need and uncontrollable want.  My body began to ache and quiver with anticipation.  I raise the bottle to my mouth.  I like my lips, hesitate, and then begin to drink.  I drank until the fire inside was put out and then when the burning was no more I put the bottle down.  I set the aspirins on the night stand for later and then lay back into to bad.  I crawl all the way under the blankets and drift off back to sleep in hopes that this is all just a bad dream.

 

"I told you that you were weak.  I own you.  There is no turning back."